Hello all!! This is the second post in the “Amusing Things Collection”. Thank you so much for reading my last Post on “The Almighty Johnsons”, I very much appreciate it! Anyway, I must say that I quite enjoyed the Hobbit films, as they were good adaptations of something that is hard to adapt. Tolkien is notoriously hard to adapt because his world is greater and more complex than can be conveyed in film. So it was wonderful for an adaptation of a Tolkien work. Directed by Peter Jackson, and written by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and, Guillermo Del Toro and featuring Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Cate Blanchett, Aidan Turner, Graham McTavish, Dean O’Gorman, Lee Pace, Evangeline Lilly, Orlando Bloom, Stephen Hunter, James Nesbitt, Jed Brophy, Adam Brown, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian Holm, and so many others. Brought to you, of course, by New Line Cinema, MGM, Wingnut Films and 3Foot7. I did not get to do as many of these as I may have wanted, so this may be part one. Again, a bunch of jokes and one liners about “The Hobbit” series. Thank you all, I hope you find at least some of these funny!!
Being attracted to shiny objects.
That “Holy crap!!!” moment when you see a dragon.
Releasing you reptiles into the wild when they get too big for you to handle.
Dwarves who are at your service.
Being hot dwarves.
Yeah, I think that the fan girls are totally after you, but me and Sing are here to rescue you.
A Japanese school girl. (yeah I totally had to go there)
The Three Stooges!
What happens to those big blue people from Avatar when you leave them in the dark too long…And do terrible things to them.
Schizophrenia… (sorry if this is offensive. Couldn’t help myself.)
Unabashed hair porn.
One of the most annoying tropes in fantasy. (arachnophobia… :P)
The worst pick-up line in the history of Middle Earth. (No seriously, Tolkien was rolling in his grave)
Captain not appearing in this book.
Being short in general.
Being an expert at hurling insults.
Showing off your nuts.
Weird ass crap that you find in fan fiction like:
and many many other weird things…
Stuff that leads to this (though it’s not really a bad thing)!!
And stuff that leads to this.
Realizing what’s really important.
Never was there a tale of more woe…
All well that ends well…
Alright ladies and gents, that’s all for now. Relevant song links below. Thank you for reading!! I hope to hear from you!! Thank you so much to the lovely talent in the films, I appreciate what you have created.
Adventures that make one late to dinner…
Thranduil will teach you a lesson!
The Promised Land.
Thank you for reading and cheers!!