Amusing Things You’ll see in “The Lord Of the Rings” Films!

Hello again! I am back with one of my “Amusing Things” entries! This one is on “The Lord of the Rings Trilogy” because I simply could not resist. Tolkien’s books have been a constant companion to me since the fifth grade, and I still enjoy reading them, and my journeys to Middle Earth when I play “The Lord of the Rings Online”. Anyway, I am a long time fan of the films as well. They are very good adaptations, and I enjoy them when I watch them.

Featuring Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Sean Bean, Cate Blanchett, Miranda Otto, David Wenham, Karl Urban, John Noble, Christopher Lee, Brad Dourif, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban and so many more. Directed by Peter Jackson and written by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and Stephen Sinclair, produced through New Line Cinema, Wingnut Films, and The Saul Zaentz Company. Lastly, but not leastly, for my beloved J.R.R. Tolkien. I loved your books, these are good films.

Of course this is a joke blog, so most of what you will see here are jokes, but there are a few serious ones as well. So please have a look and enjoy!! Thank you for reading, and cheers!!

Lets kick this off with New Zealand: Fantasy land Edition!!

Gandalf’s coming…Must be bad news.

Elijah Wood as Frodo and Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Elijah Wood as Frodo and Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Blessed they are.

Sean Astin as Sam.

Sean Astin as Sam.

Bilbo wants to finish his book!

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

But he has a few things to say to his relations before he goes.

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

And there are these miscreants hanging around.

Billy Boyd as Pippin and Dominic Monaghan as Merry.

Billy Boyd as Pippin and Dominic Monaghan as Merry.

Don’t worry though Frodo. It’s the Lone Ranger to the rescue!

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Ponies! The Volkswagen bugs of Middle Earth!

Bill the Pony...Yay...

Bill the Pony…Yay…

Remember the killer meme? Even Boromir is sick of this shit!

Sean Bean as Boromir.

Sean Bean as Boromir.

Totally giving up your motivation!

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Liv Tyler as Arwen.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Liv Tyler as Arwen.

Not knowing anything about anything and trying to get out of everything.

Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood and Sean Astin.

Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood and Sean Astin.

Slightly senile Gandalf.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Galadriel, who doesn’t even know what’s in her own magic mirror.

Cate Blanchett as Galadriel and Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Cate Blanchett as Galadriel and Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Saruman, who screwed everyone over!

Christopher Lee as Saruman and Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Christopher Lee as Saruman and Ian McKellen as Gandalf.

Sean Bean can’t catch a break…

Sean Bean as Boromir.

Sean Bean as Boromir.

Three Hunters head into Rohan.

Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, John Rhys-Davies.

Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, John Rhys-Davies.

Unfortunately they run into a rogue doctor.

Karl Urban as Eomer.

Karl Urban as Eomer.

His uncle is being controlled by Rasputin.

Christopher Lee as Saruman, Brad Dourif as Grima and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

Christopher Lee as Saruman, Brad Dourif as Grima and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

But that’s okay, because Aragorn comes to his sister’s aid. He just doesn’t want her.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

Gandalf rents a Ford Mustang!

Shadowfax.

Shadowfax.

But out in the fields, they run into the junkers of Middle Earth!

Orc on a warg.

Orc on a warg.

Merry and Pippin were almost eaten by wicked orcs!! Thankfully this happened.

Uruk-Hai played by Sala Baker.

Uruk-Hai played by Sala Baker.

And in the forest, this is happening!

John Rhys-Davies as Treebeard, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan.

John Rhys-Davies as Treebeard, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan.

Frodo and Sam are making their way toward Mordor. And Intestinal distress.

Sean Astin as Sam and Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Sean Astin as Sam and Elijah Wood as Frodo.

They encounter a strange creature played by Andy Serkis!!

Andy Serkis as Gollum.

Andy Serkis as Gollum.

The dipshit has no idea what taters are.

Sean Astin as Sam and Andy Serkis as Gollum.

Sean Astin as Sam and Andy Serkis as Gollum.

Theoden comes out of his stupor.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf and Bernard Hill as Theoden.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf and Bernard Hill as Theoden.

Only to have to face this!!

Bernard Hill as Theoden and Bruce Hopkins as Gamling. and a snarky orc.

Bernard Hill as Theoden and Bruce Hopkins as Gamling. and a snarky orc.

Tolkiens Thermopylae.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Where we get to meet Elvish Shawn White.

Orlando Bloom as Legolas.

Orlando Bloom as Legolas.

Frodo says hello to an old friend!!

Elijah Wood and Lawrence Makoare as Witch King.

Elijah Wood and Lawrence Makoare as Witch King.

Frodo and Sam face Aragog!

Shelob.

Shelob.

Sorry crazy freakshow arachnid.

Denethor tells Faramir he loves him!

John Noble as Denethor and David Wenham as Faramir.

John Noble as Denethor and David Wenham as Faramir.

Pippin is pissed because he has to deal with an idiot.

Billy Boyd as Pippin, John Noble as Denethor.

Billy Boyd as Pippin, John Noble as Denethor.

It’s okay though. There’s an awesome woman there to save the day!

Miranda Otto as Eowyn and Lawrence Makoare as the Witch king.

Miranda Otto as Eowyn and Lawrence Makoare as the Witch king.

And evening up the odds.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

But there are totally giant elephant things out there, dude!!!

Mumakil.

Mumakil.

Gollum suffers from the effects of his addiction!

Andy Serkis as Gollum.

Andy Serkis as Gollum.

Oh my…

Sam and Frodo say farewell.

Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.

Sean Astin and Elijah Wood.

But Aragorn makes everybody happy again!

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Sauron suffers badly for his crimes.

The Eye of Sauron.

The Eye of Sauron.

And finally, the damn Eagles arrive.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf and Elijah Wood as Frodo, as well as Sean Astin as Sam.

Ian McKellen as Gandalf and Elijah Wood as Frodo, as well as Sean Astin as Sam.

Faramir decides he loves somebody…Aw…

David Wenham as Faramir and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

David Wenham as Faramir and Miranda Otto as Eowyn.

Blessed they are.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn.

Song for Aragorn.

It only takes a lifetime.

Viggo Mortensen and Liv Tyler as Arwen.

Viggo Mortensen and Liv Tyler as Arwen.

The hobbits return to the Shire and Sam gets his happily ever after.

Sean Astin as Sam and Sarah McLeod as Rosie.

Sean Astin as Sam and Sarah McLeod as Rosie.

Being pruny!!

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

Ian Holm as Bilbo.

Frodo says goodbye to his Sam.

Elijah Wood as Frodo and Sean Astin as Sam.

Elijah Wood as Frodo and Sean Astin as Sam.

Namarie…

Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Elijah Wood as Frodo.

Blessed they are.

Sailing into the West.

Sailing into the West.

Sam returns home.

Sean Astin as Sam and Sarah McLeod as Rosie. Also Ali Astin as Elenor and Maisy McLeod-Riera as Baby Gamgee (presumably Frodo...haha.)

Sean Astin as Sam and Sarah McLeod as Rosie. Also Ali Astin as Elenor and Maisy McLeod-Riera as Baby Gamgee (presumably Frodo…haha.)

Much thanks and love to Peter Jackson, for making these films!!

Peter Jackson.

Peter Jackson.

Well that’s it! I will probably be back sometime to do some citation, but for now, I am going to go ahead and release it into the wild. If you like it, leave me a comment or something!! I greatly appreciate you all reading. Anyway, Star Wars and Supernatural coming up. Have a preference? Tell me about it!! Thank you so much!! I hope you enjoyed this and will be back for the next!!

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