Hello again! I am back with one of my “Amusing Things” entries! This one is on “The Lord of the Rings Trilogy” because I simply could not resist. Tolkien’s books have been a constant companion to me since the fifth grade, and I still enjoy reading them, and my journeys to Middle Earth when I play “The Lord of the Rings Online”. Anyway, I am a long time fan of the films as well. They are very good adaptations, and I enjoy them when I watch them.
Featuring Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Sean Bean, Cate Blanchett, Miranda Otto, David Wenham, Karl Urban, John Noble, Christopher Lee, Brad Dourif, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban and so many more. Directed by Peter Jackson and written by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and Stephen Sinclair, produced through New Line Cinema, Wingnut Films, and The Saul Zaentz Company. Lastly, but not leastly, for my beloved J.R.R. Tolkien. I loved your books, these are good films.
Of course this is a joke blog, so most of what you will see here are jokes, but there are a few serious ones as well. So please have a look and enjoy!! Thank you for reading, and cheers!!
Lets kick this off with New Zealand: Fantasy land Edition!!
Gandalf’s coming…Must be bad news.
Blessed they are.
Bilbo wants to finish his book!
But he has a few things to say to his relations before he goes.
And there are these miscreants hanging around.
Don’t worry though Frodo. It’s the Lone Ranger to the rescue!
Ponies! The Volkswagen bugs of Middle Earth!
Remember the killer meme? Even Boromir is sick of this shit!
Totally giving up your motivation!
Not knowing anything about anything and trying to get out of everything.
Slightly senile Gandalf.
Galadriel, who doesn’t even know what’s in her own magic mirror.
Saruman, who screwed everyone over!
Sean Bean can’t catch a break…
Three Hunters head into Rohan.
Unfortunately they run into a rogue doctor.
His uncle is being controlled by Rasputin.
But that’s okay, because Aragorn comes to his sister’s aid. He just doesn’t want her.
Gandalf rents a Ford Mustang!
But out in the fields, they run into the junkers of Middle Earth!
Merry and Pippin were almost eaten by wicked orcs!! Thankfully this happened.
And in the forest, this is happening!
Frodo and Sam are making their way toward Mordor. And Intestinal distress.
They encounter a strange creature played by Andy Serkis!!
The dipshit has no idea what taters are.
Theoden comes out of his stupor.
Only to have to face this!!
Where we get to meet Elvish Shawn White.
Frodo says hello to an old friend!!
Frodo and Sam face Aragog!
Sorry crazy freakshow arachnid.
Denethor tells Faramir he loves him!
Pippin is pissed because he has to deal with an idiot.
It’s okay though. There’s an awesome woman there to save the day!
And evening up the odds.
But there are totally giant elephant things out there, dude!!!
Gollum suffers from the effects of his addiction!
Sam and Frodo say farewell.
But Aragorn makes everybody happy again!
Sauron suffers badly for his crimes.
And finally, the damn Eagles arrive.
Faramir decides he loves somebody…Aw…
Blessed they are.
Song for Aragorn.
It only takes a lifetime.
The hobbits return to the Shire and Sam gets his happily ever after.
Frodo says goodbye to his Sam.
Blessed they are.
Sam returns home.
Much thanks and love to Peter Jackson, for making these films!!
Well that’s it! I will probably be back sometime to do some citation, but for now, I am going to go ahead and release it into the wild. If you like it, leave me a comment or something!! I greatly appreciate you all reading. Anyway, Star Wars and Supernatural coming up. Have a preference? Tell me about it!! Thank you so much!! I hope you enjoyed this and will be back for the next!!