Who Are you? A Comedy Experiment.

Just thought I would go ahead and post this, despite the fact that it’s ridiculous. Also it’s a fundamental question and I thought it might be interesting to play with!! Please comment your answer below or share on facebook or Twitter, because that’s probably where you got the link. Anyway, answer the question of “who are you?” Have fun and cheers!!

A Time Lord going around in a time traveling purple police call box. (It’s bigger than it looks on the outside.)

Possibly a cat at a keyboard.

A ridiculous person.

A filthy, smutty Lanister!

A foot.

A people who needs people.

Some kind of bacterial infection.

A giant squid.

A monster who rises up out of the ocean and destroys Tokyo…About every fifteen year or so when Hollywood needs a lame reboot.


A Dark Lord of the Sith.

Definitely not Jar Jar Binks! (Said Jar Jar Binks.)

Possibly one of the guys from One Direction.

Someone who’s bringing sexy back like Justin Timberlake circa 2006.


Able. (Um…You might want to run, dude. He’s right there!!)

God’s gift to women.

Erectile dysfunction. (Haha, I just ruined your thing!)

Someone who’s ugly on the inside.

A sad, sad melody.

My sunshine!!

Aidan Turner.

Clive Owen.

Could be Batman.

A super villain with and advanced degree.

A dude with a bad Oedipal complex.

Some guy named Charles.

That guy who lives down the street now who’s really cute and I’d like to go out with. I don’t know if I should ask him because I don’t want to look desperate…

A sexy hat, like this guy’s.

Sexy hat.

A pretty Princess.


Conan The Barbarian.

Xena Warrior Princess.

Sheera Princess of Power.

A creature from the Black Lagoon.

Big Foot.

I’m watching you from the bushes right now.

It must mean that I’m a creepy stalker.

A red shirt from Star Trek.

A Drunken Shakespearean thespian. (To hurl, or not to hurl.  But seriously, I’m gonna go over here and hurl now.

A survivor of The Hunger Games.

A Battle Royale survivor. (Yeah, I killed all my classmates with nothing but a spoon and a piece of twine. What of it?)

A figment of someone’s imagination.

A hot dwarf from Middle Earth.

A room with a view.

A frog prince.


Marry Poppins.

The Witch-King of Angmar.

A guy who’s only second language is Klingon.

Was forced to go to a chick flick once and is still recovering.


A ’67 Chevy Impala that wishes the Winchesters would leave it out of things.

A monkey’s uncle.

Ricky Gervais’ cat Ollie.

Clive Owen.

Possibly Oprah Winfrey.

A Stephen Hawking type genius.

An Ignoramus.

Somebody’s nightmare.

Somebody’s snorgasm.

Not Chris Hemsworth.

But possibly Thor.

A My Little Pony.

Optimus Prime.

Charlie Rose.

Some guy named Juan.

Bragi God of poetry.

Shiva the Destroyer.



Build your own Superhero!!

A wise old monk sitting on top of a mountain.

Mae West.

A person who can’t sing.

A person who shouldn’t.

A film that was overshadowed by Star Wars.

Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Oscar Wilde.

A starving artist.

A fat artist.

An over rated artist.

A guy who makes films.

Someone who doesn’t know much about much but knows one thing…

A preppy vampire.

A goth vampire.

An emo vampire.

A preppy, goth emo vampire. (Wait a minute. It led straight to Twilight! NO!!!!!)

A sexual plaything in an erotica novel by Anne Rice.

A sexual plaything in a novel about nothing by E.L. James.


An enthusiastic Hufflepuff!

A Racist Slytherin. (I hate mudbloods!)

A denizen from the smugglers moon Nar Shaada.

Jabba the Hutt.

A hobbit that’s going on an adventure.

A hobbit who decides not to go on an adventure and instead gets fat and dies early of a hobbit heart attack.


3.14 and so on.

Cake! (Dean: Cake is not the same as pie.)

The driver choosing the tunes while the shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire hunter.

Michael Jackson who’s back from the dead. (So the zombie dancing is real this time around.

Somebody’s idea of a joke.

My imaginary friend.

clown on a unicycle.

A bad ass mother fucker…Like Samuel L. Jackson.

Some guy named Tetsuya.

Kenshin Himura.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.

An Irish accent. (I mean the actual accent.)

A guy in a kilt with sexy man knees.

Sean Connery.

A thing that goes bump in the night.

Someone who saw it coming and couldn’t duck in time.

One of Suikoden’s 108 Stars of Destiny.

An old woman who lives in a shoe.

A shoe.

Armpit smell.

A place we dare not tread.

A fluffy bunny.

Grumpy cat.


A ridiculous fantasy!

I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender.

A Jedi knight missing a limb. (which is pretty much all of them.)

Mr. Spock.

A revenge color that you paint your house when you really hate your neighbors.




A Japanese vampire tree. (Not going to look up the name right now, I’m too lazy.)

A little mermaid.

It’s not you, it’s them.

A mutant robot from the future.

Not Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Maybe Summer Glau.

An idiot in a time traveling Delorian.

Roger the Alien.

None of your damn business.

As you can see, plenty of choices. Make a selection and let me know!!



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