Carrie Fisher has always been an interesting character. An actress and a prolific writer, people know her best as Princess Leia from the original Star Wars trilogy. Her Hollywood story began well before this though. The daughter of actress Debbie Reynolds and singer Eddie Fisher, there was probably no doubt that she would get into show business herself at some point. One of the first roles of her young career was in the film Shampoo, with Warren Beatty. This was in 1975, in 1977, she would be offered the role of Princess Leia in the movie Star Wars.
Carrie Fisher has always been honest about the hard times she has had throughout her life and her career. Once she referred to herself not as a damsel in distress, but a distressing damsel. She struggled with mental health issues and drug addiction throughout her life, but always managed to overcome somehow, though being able to acknowledge and, despite stubbornness, ask for help (asking for help can be difficult. I know from personal experience). She has found a new voice through several avenues, whether it be advocacy, writing, or acting, she always seemed to do things with a certain honesty and no small amount of truthfulness. Her book, Postcards from the Edge, became a movie starring Meryl Streep and Shirley MacClaine. It’s a great read as are many of her other books.
Princess Leia is one of the greatest characters ever to grace the screen. This is primarily because of the fact that she represented what a strong female character should be. Not over sexualized, independent, strong, feisty. A woman who could stand shoulder to shoulder with men, even if it was to call them a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf-herders. She was a role model for girls and young women, when there were not many strong female characters being presented on the screen. She was certainly a role model to me, and shall continue to be so.
I will always appreciate the character of Princess Leia, and the wonderful actress who brought her to life. Carrie Fisher shall be sorely missed by fan and peer alike. Thank you.
Hello and thank you for reading. I have finally finished my screenplay, Harold Godwinson, and I thought I would share a few scenes with my lovely followers and people I thought might be interested. They are chronologically in order, but there are, of course, scenes that come before and after each of these. I will go ahead and give a little explanation. Harold is the son of Godwin who was the Earl of Wessex in Britain. When Godwin dies, Harold takes up the title of Earl of Wessex as he is Godwin’s second son and heir. In January of 1066, Harold was crowned King Harold II of Britain. His fate is legend and I wanted to bring his story to the screen.His encounters with William Duke of Normandy would shape the history of Britain as the Anglo-Saxon kings were laid to rest, and the Anglo-Norman kings began to rise with William the Conqueror.
Note:Formatting is hard to do in a blog, but the script is formatted as it should be.
The scenes are as follows. The first scene is with Harold as he is just getting to know his consort, Edith of Essex. He had to meet, and fall in love with Edith fairly quickly because their relationship is an important cornerstone that runs throughout the story. I thought it was a good scene to lead with because everyone loves a love scene. Harold and Edith had an interesting love story that will conflict with what must be done when he become king and must marry a suitable wife.
Scene 2 is Harold’s first encounter with William of Normandy. This is a very important meeting, for what happens here will very much shape how the story ends and the primary conflict for Harold once he is king.
Scene 3 Harold’s brother Tostig is the 3rd most powerful man in Britain after King Edward and Harold who is still Earl of Wessex. He has abused his privilege and has taxed the people to the point of rebellion. He is called on his crimes and looks to Harold for help.
Scene 4 King Edward the Confessor dies. It is up to the Witan to determine who the next king of England will be.
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FIRST SCENE
Int. Chamber of Edith – Night
Edith’s MAID is helping to comb Edith’s hair. Edith wears her long white night gown. There is a large fire in the fireplace, and the large bed sits over not far to the side of that. The door quietly opens, and Harold steps in.
Harold
My lady…
The Maid stops her task, but Edith is not interested in Harold.
Edith
Continue. Pay him no mind.
The Maid continues on. Harold comes around in front of the fireplace and gazes into the fire.
Harold
I know our Fathers arranged this for their own purposes, but I am not the villain you would like to think I am.
Edith
I do not think you a villain. It is not you that I am angry with.
Harold
In all truth, I wasn’t thrilled about it either. But now that I have met you, seen you…
Edith
So where does that leave us? Will you simply take what you want.
Harold
I am not that kind of man. I could never do you harm. But if you would have me, I would be yours.
Edith looked to her Maid.
Edith
You may leave me now.
Maid
(rises and bows)
Yes, my lady.
The Maid leaves Edith. Edith rises and walks over to where Harold stands. They are silhouetted in the firelight.
Edith
And would you have me?
Harold
If it would please you, I would give you whatever I could. Anything. I would have nothing else but you.
He embraces her and they kiss in the firelight.
Int. Chamber of Edith – Morning
Harold holds Edith close as they lay together. He watches her for a moment as she sleeps and then kisses her forehead.
Harold
I will never love anyone as I love you.
SECOND SCENE:
INT. GREAT HALL OF WILLIAM – Day
William sits in his chair and Harold comes into the hall. He walks to the front of the hall and bows to William. The hall is littered with the ADVISERS of William, and at least two PRIESTS stand near the dais.
Harold
My lord, there is something we must discuss.
William
I know what you wish to discuss. You wish to discuss leaving my realm. We shall do so now.
Harold
My thanks, my lord.
William
Of course. But there is something I wish you to do for me first.
Harold then notices an ornate table, standing not far from the dais. He makes nothing of it though, as it is covered with a ratty old cloth and does not seem to be important.
Harold
What is it you would ask of me, my lord?
William
First, I wish to announce your betrothal to my dear daughter, Agatha. She will be a great wife to you.
Harold is taken aback, but does not see a way in which he can refuse.
Harold
(shocked)
Of course, my lord…
William
And next, an oath of loyalty and kinship, so that we may be joined in faith and friendship. Swear!
Harold does not answer at first.
William
Do you not wish to be loyal to me? To swear friendship and loyalty? A true man of noble blood would do so.
Again, Harold cannot refuse.
Harold
I will swear my friendship and loyalty to you.
William
Very good. And one final oath. When Edward the Confessor dies, you will recommend me as king to the Witan. Swear!
A hesitation.
William
Come now! This is part of your loyalty to me.
Harold
But I cannot promise such a thing. Nor can Edward. It is the Witan that will make the final decision.
William
Perhaps you are not as honorable a man as I thought. Perhaps your whole family are dishonorable. If that be so, then maybe the life of your brother is not that important, seeing as he is probably dishonorable as well.
Harold
(Angry and mortified)
You threaten my brother?
William
A life without honor is no life at all, and therefore, has no right to be. Prove yourself, and I will know. Swear that you will tell the Witan to choose me.
Again, Harold cannot say no.
Harold
I swear that I will recommend you as King to the Witan, and I swear that you will be the next king.
William rises. He goes over to the covered table.
William
That is very good of you, Harold, Earl of Wessex. However, both you and I know that an oath made under duress is one that is not required of one to fulfill. So I thought you should see what is in this chest. Come here.
Harold walks over to the table and William, who pulls the cover off to expose holy relics and the bones of saints.
William
You have sworn in the presence of holy relics. These are the bones of saints. To go back on your word now would be reprehensible.
Harold
(beyond angry)
You filthy deceiver! You have lied to me! You have deceived me. Your cowardly tactics do not make the oath any more enforceable!
William
No, I’m sure you will see that they actually do. One cannot go against God. It is he who holds this oath and will see it fulfilled. Do your duty, sir, or pay the consequences.
Harold
(angered)
Fine, I will do my duty, but at least let me take my brother home.
William
I don’t know about that. I have become rather fond of him, and he is quite useful to have around. You may leave, but he must stay. Good day to you, Earl of Wessex. Safe journey home.
William waved his hand, and Harold was led out by Guards.
THIRD SCENE
INT. PALACE THRONEROOM – DAY
King Edward sits upon his throne with Queen Edith by his side. On either side of him, lords are seated upon benches. On the kings right hand side are the old Lords of the Witan, and on his left hand side are the Thanes, and the representatives from across the lands. Before him stands a very well dressed Tostig, Morcar, Edwin and Harold.
King Edward
Tostig Godwinson, Earl of Northumbria. You have been called here to face allegations of abuse of your power at the expense of the people. What say you, sir?
Tostig
Abuse of power? The expense of the people? That is just not so, your majesty. I have done all in my power to care for the people.
King Edward
And the unjust taxes?
Tostig
A rumor, your majesty.
Morcar
Then why did your people ask us to step in and investigate? I think the proof of the allegations are clear. Those are hardly practicle and modest garments, Earl of Northumbria.
Tostig
(angerly)
And who asked you to come into my realm and spy upon me?! You are the one who was out of line.
Edwin
I think not! When people are about to rebel, it is our place to try and quell the violence.
Tostig
(smugly)
My people would never rebel. They love me.
Morcar
Yes indeed. They plan to love you to death. They say if you ever return to that land, they will kill you.
Tostig
A mere lovers quarrel.
King Edward
We shall see. What do the representatives and Thanes have to say of this?
The Thanes and others of the region give their testimony. In the end, there is no doubt. Tostig is clearly guilty and everyone knows it. Harold gives his brother a sad look.
King Edward
The Thanes and others have given their testimony. Lord Lerith, what does the Witan have to say.
Lerith is an old man with short white hair and a long white beard. He is saddened by what he has to do.
Lerith
My king. The Witan finds that guilt is undeniable. The Earl of Northumbria, Tostig Godwinson, is guilty of the crimes of which he has been accused. You may now pass judgement.
King Edward
Very good. Tostig, Earl of Northumbria. You no longer have a right to that title, and it will be handed over to Morcar of Mercia, along with your estate and all other holdings. You are banished. Leave now.
Tostig
(beyond angry)
Your majesty. You cannot do that. You cannot do that!
King Edward
(Also beyond angry)
Are you telling me, your king, what I can and cannot do in my own court?! Leave now, and do not return, or the punishment will grow worse for you.
Tostig turns to Harold.
Tostig
(desperate)
Brother? Will you not help me?
Harold
(sad)
The king and the Witan have spoken. I am sorry, Tostig.
Tostig
(Insane with anger)
How could you betray me like this?! My brother has betrayed me!I stand betrayed by my people, my family. All of you!
King Edward
GET OUT!!!
The king’s exertion in yelling causes a coughing fit, and he is taken by his wife from the throne room. Tostig stares Harold down for another minute.
Tostig
Believe me, brother, I will be avenged. And you will suffer for your disloyalty!
Tostig storms from the hall, leaving a speechless Harold behind.
FOURTH SCENE
Int. Bed chamber of King Edward – late day
Edward lies upon his bed, Queen Edith stands beside it, holding his hand and weeping. When Harold arrives, she looks up at him and beckons for both he and Lerith. The rush over to her.
Queen Edith
Brother, the king is dying.
King Edward
(weakly)
Perhaps, but I am not dead yet. And seeing as that is the case, I should make my wishes known.
Harold
You wishes, your majesty?
King Edward
Yes. I appoint as the defenders of the realm…
He trails off as they all three wait in anticipation. Lerith cannot wait.
Lerith
Yes, my king?
King Edward
I appoint…My beloved wife, who I have so neglected over the years, and her beloved brother, Harold Godwinson, Earl of Wessex. You may put my preference forth, Lerith of the Witan.
Everyone is taken aback, especailly Harold. The king had appointed him. He knew the Witan might, but the king?
Harold
My god…
King Edward
Can you do this for your king, Harold?
Harold
Of course, my King. I would do this for king and country.
King Edward
Very good. Take care of my beloved wife. She will need you, and you her.
Harold
Yes, your majesty.
The king goes limp. King Edward The Confessor has died, and his wife dissolves in tears as Harold holds her. A few tears come to his eyes as well.
Harold
Lord Lerith. Gather the Witan. The king is dead.
Int. Palace Counsil Chamber – Night
In a dark chamber, lit by fires and torches, the men of the Witan gather. A group of Twenty men, all old and bearded sit in the room at a long table. The three most senior are Lerith, ANGAR, and KERRIK. The three men will control the proceedings.
Lerith
The king is dead, so it is now time for the Witan to make a decision on who the next king will be, since he left no heirs.
Angar
The closest relative to Edward is Edgar, who is now in Hungary.
Lerith
Edgar is a sickly child who has spent little time in our country. He is not a suitable leader for Englishmen.
Kerrik
Then perhaps Harald Hardrada of Norway. He is a strong man, and a good leader.
Lerith
He is still not an Englishman. He is a Norwegian King, and does not belong here. The people would see him as an invader, not a king. I wish to get this out of the way. Both King Edward and Harold Earl of Wessex have asked to put forward the name of William, Duke of Normandy.
Angar
Give that Norman bastard the throne of England? I would rather die than see that.
Lerith
Agreed.
Kerrik
But those are our only choices.
Lerith
I would like to suggest someone else. Harold Godwinson, Earl of Wessex and Brother-in-law to the king. He is an Englishman and a nobleman, and the people already love and respect him.
Angar
I agree with this. Harold would be a good choice. Kerrik?
Kerrik
I agree, lords Angar and Lerith.
Lerith
The name of Harold Godwinson, Earl of Wessex has been put forward. All in agreement with this, raise your right hand.
All of the men of the Witan raise their hands.
Lerith
It is decided. Harold Godwinson, Earl of Wessex will be crowned King Harold the second. Thank you, my lords. Our decision is good.
The men of the Witan agree by nodding and exiting the room. Lerith goes to tell Harold.
Hello all. Thought I would go ahead and post something because it is one of those things I am interested in. It is often said by some that “fan projects” are not worth the time or effort. This is not true at all. “Fan projects” are more pivotal now than they ever have been. Why do I say this? Because engaging in fan activities such as writing fan fiction, doing fan videos and creating fan art are fostering the next generation of artists. Basically what I am saying is that, with these projects comes knowledge, practice in the art that you want to be involved in, and experience.
Lets start with fan fiction. Many authors will say that this is not the kind of thing that “real” writers engage in. That is not true. Even writers and film makers that are well respected have dabbled in borrowing, fan fiction and “ripping off”. Take Suzanne Collins who wrote “The Hunger Games”. It is quite clearly based, in some form off of the film “Battle Royale”, A Japanese film about a group of Japanese students who are forced to fight to the death in a contest where only one is meant to come out alive.
Then again, “Battle Royale” is much more interesting and amusing, because it is not a film made to be considered as “overly serious film”, it is a film that caters to the interest of many audiences, action fans, Japanese film fan, people who like the irony and strong social messages put forward by the film. But basically it is an “it is what it is film, and if you try to make it something more, you’ll merely disappoint yourself”. The Hunger Games” caters to it’s built in audience, and is therefore full of teen angst and characters that one only finds interesting if they are into that sort of movie. There’s nothing wrong with the films. For me, they are just not as entertaining as a film like “Battle Royale”. But still, it cannot be denied that the premise is basically the same and one is simply more entertaining that the other.
Let’s take a moment to look at “Star Wars” and George Lucas. George Lucas’s earliest movie was “THX1138”, a dystopian film about a very controlled society. Here we actually have Lucas who has borrowed from George Orwell, who’s books (that later became films) are basically the same story. People living in a controlled society. Then when it came time for “Star Wars”, George Lucas, who was a great fan of Akira Kurosawa, basically took the plot of Kurosawa’a film “The Hidden Fortress” and set it in space. The George Lucas ripped himself off and Created “Willow” which is the same story with little people and Val Kilmer. Then, as Honest Trailers pointed out, J.J. Abrams basically recycled the plot, except this time around, Luke was a young woman who didn’t whine or complain as much. And in fact, you could say that Collins ripped off both Lucas and Orwell…Haha…
Even a smutty book like “Fifty Shades of Grey” was borrowed from the plot of “Twilight”, which I have always found amusing. Anne Rice took the plot of “Sleeping Beauty” and filled it with smut. Also borrowing from other people is what remakes are, adaptations are, they are also why Marvel keeps regurgitating it’s superhero franchises.
So here’s the thing. If these people are allowed to borrow, adapt, rip off and do all these other sorts of things, why can’t we fans do so? Some writers will say that, “ah, fan fiction. That is no good because you’re just taking someone else’s story and doing things with it.” Well yeah! That’s what art is all about. Copying and borrowing from the masters in order to gain competence. Even Da Vinci and Michelangelo started, probably from copying some of their art, or borrowing it from the person that they learned from. Everyone learns something. The difference is how quickly you can pick it up.
Also they say, “oh you don’t get good feedback on fan fiction”. Not true at all. If you are a good writer, people will know it and know how to respond to your writing, regardless of what it is based off of. There is a difference in writing styles and motives in fan fiction. One is for the writer who someday wants to write. The other is for people who use it for some kind of odd wish fulfillment, which shouldn’t be in the same caliber. However, I have gotten a lot of good feedback from writing fan fics. People seem to like what I write and know what kind of writer I am, and therefore, they ask questions, point out plot holes, make comments on my having too much exposition, all kinds of useful comments. So one cannot claim that they do not get good feed back. If you are a good writer who is working to morph a good narrative, readers will know it.
Some fan videos are wonderful, and I enjoy watching them. They can be funny, touching, interesting visually, and just plain emotional. So here the thing. What you are looking at are the writers, comedians, film editors, and producers/directors of the future. If you can make a good fan video that people like, then chances are you want to work in film. The fact that you are working with someone elses content, just as long as you make it clear that you are playing with someone elses baby, and you’re not slapping your name on it saying, “this is mine”, I don’t see a problem with it. When I edit photos, people know they are not mine. Nor do I claim them as mine. They belong to someone else, and I try to make that as clear as possible when I give credits to people. So we should not demonize people for stealing when all they are doing is borrowing. If they have the footage, chances are they own the original, and most people still like to buy the DVD. Personally I don’t like downloads of anything, whether it’s film or music or game content. I want something I can hold, that is mine. So I still buy DVDs and things. I love things like commentary and interviews and extras, so I buy the damn movie! It isn’t mine. I claim nothing because I cannot. All I do is what most other artists do is borrow and take what I can from a given plot and work with it. Here are a couple of videos from Sweetladybat that I just love.
Fan art is also a very useful teaching tool. Again, learning from the masters. Also fan costumes. If you go to conventions, you will see thousands of costumes that people have worked numerous hours on, sometimes just to wear to one event. What you have here is artists in the making and future costume designers. You may have the next Edith Head amongst their numbers. Or even a Donatella Versace is you think about it. why would the film industry and fashion industry not take advantage of these people and their art?
There are so many fandoms out there, and there are so many people who want to be a part of them. And if you do not foster the talent of the next Shakespeare, or the next Da Vinci, or the next Edith Head, the industry will be missing out on some great and awesome talent.
Thank you for reading, I greatly appreciate it!! Shara
Just a small bit from something for the future. We shall see where this goes.
It was odd really. All his life, he had lived among people who were not his own, and when he met those that were, he did not wish to know them. But now that he did know them, they had become family. But why would they betray him like this? Why would they do this to him? Kirril was more confused than anything. Why would they allow him to live when they knew it was probably best that he die? Then he was angry. There was no reason for it! No justification! He would spend months recovering from injuries incurred in a battle that was not his own. He went with them gladly at the time. Why would he not? They were family. This is how he was rewarded.
The door opened quietly. He did not need to look to know who it was. They were not the footsteps of a stranger, but the footsteps of his brother. The one he had come to know so well over only a few months. They had become friends in that time. They may never become “brothers” in the classical sense, but Kirril know that Darien loved him as a brother might. Darien had risked his life to save Kirril. Kirril could not spurn him now. He sat up in his bed, though it pained him, and smiled at Darien.
“Darien.” He said in a strained voice. “It is good to see you.”
“It is good to see you as well.” Darien said worriedly. “I knew you would not leave me.”
“And would that be so bad?” Kirril asked.
Darien was taken aback. “What do you mean?”
“Broken wrists. I will never hold a sword or a shield again. Never fire a bow, perhaps I won’t even be able to write as well as I used to. Two broken ankles, and my knees are pretty well ruined as well. I shall never walk right again.”
“I know.” Darien said. “But you have your life…”
“And what is that worth?!” Kirril cried. “What use is a life if I cannot live it. I shall never run across the fields again, jump across the streams, my warrior days are over. I am nothing! Less than nothing…My life is undeserved.”
“Kirril, I know you have been badly hurt…” Darien started.
“Badly hurt? Badly hurt?”
“Yes, but I will do everything to help you.”
“I don’t want your help.” Kirril said. The he grew angry again. “And I don’t need your pity! If you had cared for me at all, you would have let me die the way I should have! A fine warriors death instead of dying a useless cripple! How could you do this to me!!”
“I did what I did because I love you, Kirril.” Darien said. “Because you are my brother. Do you not love me, brother? Are we not family?”
Kirril looked away from him. “I do not have any family here. They are all far away in a distant land.”
Darien began to weep. “How can you say that? How can you wound me with such terrible words?”
“Are they not true? My mother is far away. She is my only family. You are my betrayer, not my family, or my brother or my savior. Go away. You do not belong…” He stopped for a moment. “No, that is not so. It is I who does not belong here.”
Hello ladies and gents. In the last few years (haha) I have grown very fond of the show Supernatural. In all truth, I love it. It’s quirky, funny, and the characters are interesting!! So I thought I would put this together, as I have with my other “Amusing Things…” posts, so you can have a laugh if you like.
The show features Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Misha Collins, Jim Beaver, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Mark Sheppard, Ruth Connell, Mark Pellegrino, Genevieve Padalecki, Osric Chau, Ty Ollsen, Felicia Day, D.J. Qualls, Emily Swallow, Faran Tahir, and Serinda Swan. It was produced by Eric Kripke, Robert Singer, and Mc G and is brought to you by Kripke Enterprises, Warner Bros. Television, Wonderland Sound and Vision, and Supernatural Films. Okay, show on the road!!
You might have the best dad ever!!!
Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, and Jeffery Dean Morgan.
When someone calls you a moose and you totally get back at them.
Jared and Mark Sheppard.
Seriously, Fergus?
Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles and Mark Sheppard.
Then again, his mother never loved him.
Mark Sheppard and Ruth Connell.
They once knew a hunter who turned into a werewolf, who knew how to party.
D.J. Qualls
They also knew the only vampire who wasn’t an emo glampire.
Ty Ollsen.
Every so often you have to give your body to an angel or a demon, in which case you become an angel condom or a meat suit.
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
And guess who the real boss is!
Faran Tahir, Emily Swallow, Mark Sheppard, and Mark Pellengrio.
In your quest for…Whatever your questing for, there may be causalities along the way.
Felicia Day, Osric Chau, Jim Beaver and Ty Ollsen.
But don’t worry guys. Every body loves you. Like your old mortal enemy!!
Jared Padalecki, Genevieve Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.
Your car!!
Jensen Ackles and ’67 Chevy Impala
Your pet angel.
Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles.
Your brother.
Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.
And your other mortal enemy, who you were stuck in a cage with, but now it’s totally fine, because you have good friends like death!!
Mark Pellengrio, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins.
You need death, because let’s face it, Castiel is kind of a frell-up…
Misha Collins.
And to tell you how freakin’ pretty Purgatory is.
Ty Ollsen, Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles.
Don’t worry, Dean. You have a new enemy to love you. And she’s offering you a man cave.
Serinda Swan and Jensen Ackles.
Aren’t we all happy that we love these guys!!
Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.
The end. I hope you got a laugh out of this. Anyway, it’ll all be better when I make a video and put it to music. I know just the song too. Thanks for reading. If you like it, let me know. Cheers!!
Just thought I would go ahead and post this, despite the fact that it’s ridiculous. Also it’s a fundamental question and I thought it might be interesting to play with!! Please comment your answer below or share on facebook or Twitter, because that’s probably where you got the link. Anyway, answer the question of “who are you?” Have fun and cheers!!
A Time Lord going around in a time traveling purple police call box. (It’s bigger than it looks on the outside.)
Possibly a cat at a keyboard.
A ridiculous person.
A filthy, smutty Lanister!
A foot.
A people who needs people.
Some kind of bacterial infection.
A giant squid.
A monster who rises up out of the ocean and destroys Tokyo…About every fifteen year or so when Hollywood needs a lame reboot.
Sephiroth.
A Dark Lord of the Sith.
Definitely not Jar Jar Binks! (Said Jar Jar Binks.)
Possibly one of the guys from One Direction.
Someone who’s bringing sexy back like Justin Timberlake circa 2006.
Caine.
Able. (Um…You might want to run, dude. He’s right there!!)
God’s gift to women.
Erectile dysfunction. (Haha, I just ruined your thing!)
Someone who’s ugly on the inside.
A sad, sad melody.
My sunshine!!
Aidan Turner.
Clive Owen.
Could be Batman.
A super villain with and advanced degree.
A dude with a bad Oedipal complex.
Some guy named Charles.
That guy who lives down the street now who’s really cute and I’d like to go out with. I don’t know if I should ask him because I don’t want to look desperate…
A sexy hat, like this guy’s.
A pretty Princess.
He-Man.
Conan The Barbarian.
Xena Warrior Princess.
Sheera Princess of Power.
A creature from the Black Lagoon.
Big Foot.
I’m watching you from the bushes right now.
It must mean that I’m a creepy stalker.
A red shirt from Star Trek.
A Drunken Shakespearean thespian. (To hurl, or not to hurl. But seriously, I’m gonna go over here and hurl now.
A survivor of The Hunger Games.
A Battle Royale survivor. (Yeah, I killed all my classmates with nothing but a spoon and a piece of twine. What of it?)
A figment of someone’s imagination.
A hot dwarf from Middle Earth.
A room with a view.
A frog prince.
Rumpelstiltskin.
Marry Poppins.
The Witch-King of Angmar.
A guy who’s only second language is Klingon.
Was forced to go to a chick flick once and is still recovering.
Death.
A ’67 Chevy Impala that wishes the Winchesters would leave it out of things.
A monkey’s uncle.
Ricky Gervais’ cat Ollie.
Clive Owen.
Possibly Oprah Winfrey.
A Stephen Hawking type genius.
An Ignoramus.
Somebody’s nightmare.
Somebody’s snorgasm.
Not Chris Hemsworth.
But possibly Thor.
A My Little Pony.
Optimus Prime.
Charlie Rose.
Some guy named Juan.
Bragi God of poetry.
Shiva the Destroyer.
Gilgamesh.
Beowulf.
Build your own Superhero!!
A wise old monk sitting on top of a mountain.
Mae West.
A person who can’t sing.
A person who shouldn’t.
A film that was overshadowed by Star Wars.
Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Oscar Wilde.
A starving artist.
A fat artist.
An over rated artist.
A guy who makes films.
Someone who doesn’t know much about much but knows one thing…
A preppy vampire.
A goth vampire.
An emo vampire.
A preppy, goth emo vampire. (Wait a minute. It led straight to Twilight! NO!!!!!)
A sexual plaything in an erotica novel by Anne Rice.
A sexual plaything in a novel about nothing by E.L. James.
Dumbledore!
An enthusiastic Hufflepuff!
A Racist Slytherin. (I hate mudbloods!)
A denizen from the smugglers moon Nar Shaada.
Jabba the Hutt.
A hobbit that’s going on an adventure.
A hobbit who decides not to go on an adventure and instead gets fat and dies early of a hobbit heart attack.
Pie!
3.14 and so on.
Cake! (Dean: Cake is not the same as pie.)
The driver choosing the tunes while the shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire hunter.
Michael Jackson who’s back from the dead. (So the zombie dancing is real this time around.
Somebody’s idea of a joke.
My imaginary friend.
clown on a unicycle.
A bad ass mother fucker…Like Samuel L. Jackson.
Some guy named Tetsuya.
Kenshin Himura.
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.
An Irish accent. (I mean the actual accent.)
A guy in a kilt with sexy man knees.
Sean Connery.
A thing that goes bump in the night.
Someone who saw it coming and couldn’t duck in time.
One of Suikoden’s 108 Stars of Destiny.
An old woman who lives in a shoe.
A shoe.
Armpit smell.
A place we dare not tread.
A fluffy bunny.
Grumpy cat.
Gackt!
A ridiculous fantasy!
I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender.
A Jedi knight missing a limb. (which is pretty much all of them.)
Mr. Spock.
A revenge color that you paint your house when you really hate your neighbors.
Totoro.
Yuki-onna.
Shuten-Doji.
A Japanese vampire tree. (Not going to look up the name right now, I’m too lazy.)
A little mermaid.
It’s not you, it’s them.
A mutant robot from the future.
Not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Maybe Summer Glau.
An idiot in a time traveling Delorian.
Roger the Alien.
None of your damn business.
As you can see, plenty of choices. Make a selection and let me know!!
